Tuesday, July 31, 2007

"Vegansexuals"

This little gem comes to us from the "you couldn't make this shit up if you tried" department here at The Speciesist's Corner. According to this article, there are now people referring to themselves as "vegansexuals", meaning they will not have sexual relations with anyone who is not a vegan because such people's "bodies were made up of animal carcasses". Now, all of us are free to choose our partner as we see fit, but saying someone's body is made up of animal carcasses doesn't even make sense. Whatever food we eat, be it plant or animal in origin, is broken down by the digestive system into the most basic chemical components such as fats, proteins, sugars, etc., which then are used to fuel the body and become the building blocks for new cells. The indigestible parts of food are then expelled from the body. Yet more sheer, unadulterated lunacy from the AR/vegan movement that seems to just get crazier and crazier all the time. And these people wonder why the vast majority of the population thinks they're nuts?

Disclaimer: The above referenced article contains an unflattering photograph of vegans. The Speciesist's Corner is not responsible for any incidents of nausea, shock, fainting, nightmares, or any other medical or psychological trauma that may be incurred by you, the reader, from viewing said photograph.

1 comment:

padraig said...

These folks are getting reamed over at Dave Barry's blog, link:

http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2007/07/vegans.html#comments

The most evillest, and therefore the funniest, comment was a reference to:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sponsor